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Water Drive By

performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons
We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked
by lowreeder August 2, 2008
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Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work
Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED
by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011
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Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.
She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.
by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011
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Waterbedding

When you are fucking a fat girl from behind, and as your pelvis smacks against her ass, ripples extend all the way up her back much in the fashion that a waterbed ripples end-to-end when you only step on one side.
1: Did you see that girl I was grinding with at the club last night?
2: Yeah, but she was kinda fat, dude.
1: I was just gonna say, I could feel some waterbedding just when we were dancing so I bet it would be out of control if I took her home.
2: So what did you do instead?
1: .....itookherhome , D: D: D:
by I_<3_FAT_BITCHES_.COM February 26, 2012
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Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!
by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012
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Water Fountain Drink

raising a drink above your eyes and then opening your mouth and pouring the drink into your mouth.

drinking from a friend's bottle water or can without putting it to your lips. Giving them the curtsy of not giving them your germs but accepting theirs.
Person (1) hey can drink some of your bottled water ? Person (2) no way man ! I don't want your germs all over it. Person (1) it's ok I will water fountain drink.
by Manwell7979 March 28, 2013
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Waterbuddy

Waterbuddies are close friends who play watersports together.

Often significant others don't want to play watersports, so water buddies fulfill the need. Rules can be set so that it's not cheating on the so. If there is no so, then waterbuddies are free to play, but then they're usually called fbuddies or lovers.
Yeah they're hot! But I heard the blond has a secret waterbuddy in San Francisco. Yeah, he's hot enough to get away with it.
by HotterNWetter April 11, 2014
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