Volvo

Swedish Tanks. You could drive off a bridge and go airborne 100 feet in the air and land on a frozen river and be able to walk after.

Friend: Look at that Volvo XC60, it looks nice!
Me: You could survive any car accident in that, no matter how fatal it is.

by initiqlxy August 28, 2022

Vollice

A One man apocalypse

I'm a one man apocalypse - Vollice

by The there’d eye October 26, 2022

nine volt

killing an electronic device by attaching a nine volt battery where it isnt supposed to go

i needed a battery to play my mp3 player but I didnt have any AAAs' so i used a nine volt and my mp3 player started to smoke

by twisted961 August 6, 2007

non voluntary abstinence

No pussy for too long.

non voluntary abstinence = No pussy for too long.

by Joewithblueballs November 27, 2012

Fiery Volcano

The use of hot sauce as an anal lubricant

Girl: "Hey I'm out of anal lubricant"

boy: "Don't worry I have this taco bell hot sauce for a fiery volcano"

Girl: " Ummm ok"

by robstark August 28, 2013

the volcanologist on the mountain

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

Alaskan Volcano

When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.

I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.

by Blame The Clown February 20, 2018