4 definitions by initiqlxy
The Volvo XC90 is a mid-size 3-row family SUV produced by the Swedish car company, Volvo. (This vehicle was also one of the 2 Volvos which were available with a Yamaha-built V8 engine.) Volvo has a large reputation for safety, especially after inventing that 3-point safety belt. Speaking of safety, the first generation XC90 for the 2003 model year was available with a Blind-Spot Information System. (aka BLIS for short) Using cameras and radar technology under the driver and passenger door mirrors, the vehicle could warn you of a vehicle in another lane when changing lanes. It is also one of many Volvos (and one of the very few cars overall) which could withstand being able to ramp yourself off a bridge, be 100 feet in the air, and literally land on its side on a thick sheet of ice and you would still be able to walk after. (And if you're wondering, yes this did happen and yes they were able to walk.)
*major car accident between Prius and XC90 V8*
Prius Lady: "Your car totaled mine! And I hit you!"
XC90 Driver: "Well to be fair, I am driving a Volvo XC90, and they're like... invincible."
Prius Lady : *calls tow truck*
XC90 Driver: *drives off with a mediocre dent and a couple of scratches*
Prius Lady: "Your car totaled mine! And I hit you!"
XC90 Driver: "Well to be fair, I am driving a Volvo XC90, and they're like... invincible."
Prius Lady : *calls tow truck*
XC90 Driver: *drives off with a mediocre dent and a couple of scratches*
by initiqlxy November 14, 2022
If you've been on TikTok for the past year, you may have heard of Jiafei or Jiafei Remixes. A Jiafei Remix is when you take a song, audio, or video and replace the lyrics/words with the "Jiafei Song." The Jiafei Song is called "Wild Flower Scent" in English (I believe). Some Remixers may include Jiafei Screams, Cupcakke Lyrics or Moans, or original audio. Many popular remixers are Ranvision (ranvision_official/ranvision_flopped), Jisoo (imjisoofr), and Gus (guslopexs) just to name a few.
Friend: "Did you hear this hilarious Jiafei Remix of Running Up that Hill by guslopexs?"
Jiafei: "I believe I have been summoned!"
Jiafei: "I believe I have been summoned!"
by initiqlxy September 2, 2022
The Car that Stops Itself. Yes, it stops itself. One of, or THE first car to have it standard. We stan City Safety.
Friend: I want a car that can brake for me.
Me: Get a Volvo XC60, it's safe, reliable, and has City Safety. A Volvo World's First.
Me: Get a Volvo XC60, it's safe, reliable, and has City Safety. A Volvo World's First.
by initiqlxy August 28, 2022
Swedish Tanks. You could drive off a bridge and go airborne 100 feet in the air and land on a frozen river and be able to walk after.
Friend: Look at that Volvo XC60, it looks nice!
Me: You could survive any car accident in that, no matter how fatal it is.
Me: You could survive any car accident in that, no matter how fatal it is.
by initiqlxy August 28, 2022