French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

Yellow toasties

When you shove mustard up a girls pussy and wait for her to piss , you then get bread and spread that on the bread

Person1: what did you have for breakfast Person2: ellie gave me a yellow toasties

by Coochieman911 April 5, 2021

The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

cockcheese toastie

Forget Tuna and cheese toastie...cockcheese toastie speaks for itself although couldn't find it via any established restaurant this recipes is home alone..

Wow gonna save that boyfriend for a Cockcheese toastie!

by Anniekiss July 15, 2021

_toasty.toaster_

A dumbass nonbinary bitch,

_toasty.toaster_ walked to the house to get a wii remote or to sue Nintendo which ever one comes first because they can’t figure out genders

by _Toasty.toaster_’s definition July 23, 2021

Cheese toastie sexual

Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual

by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021