Salty Pete

He is salty and more salty, he will be salty.

OMG is that a Salty Pete?

by junmingodlight(daquan) October 22, 2018

salty grape

Eating a "Salty grape" shows how salty one other person is and "butthurt" which is usually used to tilt or fuck with other people

Men: YO GET DESTROYED IN BASKETBALL 60 POINTS IN THE FIRST QUATER
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man

by Derpyried February 15, 2018

salty milkshake

When somebody dips French fries into milkshake

Oh my god, Donna is having a salty milkshake at McDonalds

by Jfgbofs April 22, 2017

Salty Peaks

The act of ejaculating all over a women's breasts.

Bro... I gave Megan the most amazing salty peaks last night!

by SaltLakeUnderbelly July 28, 2016

Salty Toboggan

When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan

Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.

by Lord of Lag October 18, 2014

salty river

When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.

I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.

by StopThat24 December 4, 2013

Salty Platypus

When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.

Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019