1 definition by ritzycave
Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.
Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.
by ritzycave October 11, 2007