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tim bates 

Dragging your nuts across something in 4-low
Im Dragging my nuts across your girls face in tim bates 4-low
tim bates by SNAFU2003 January 6, 2025
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tim pool 

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
tim pool by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

Tim-Tamitis

When you eat too many Tim Tams (Australian chocolate biscuits) and feel sick.
"Fuck, I ate too many Tim Tams and now I've got Tim-Tamitis."

Tim Cook 

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.
Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork
Tim cheese by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025

Tim Cheese

The criminal mastermind mouse who murdered John Pork.
John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah it was Tim Cheese.