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Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.
"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"
by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012
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Decaying Moose

An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults
She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!
by Mrs.Moose July 28, 2018
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Moose Piledriver

Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.
Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"

Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."

Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."

Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."

Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"

Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017
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Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.
Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023
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I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.
"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."
by Higgs66 February 8, 2017
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Moose

Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese
"Nice one moose you got there"

"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"
by BigSid December 7, 2009
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slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.
Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.
by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017
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