Nade-tard moment 

A nade-tard moment is in reference to Call of Duty. This is when a player looks around a corner for about 10 second, and thinks the coast is clear. Right as he starts to pull the pin on a grenade, an emeny jumps around the corner and kills the grenadier.

Guy: Ya, I died like 20 times this round.
Guy2: Dude! How did you do that?
Guy: Well, I had a few nade-tard moments. They got me every time!
Guy2: Ha ha!. That blows(no pun intended)

Nade-tard moment by NUTsTUN March 29, 2011

Buzzword Tard ( BT) 

The self-aggrandizing retard at work who always throws out esoteric lame buzzwords to cover his incompetence.

When losing an intellectual point "...but the literature says..." "...SWOT analysis indicates....."

...What a "Buzzword Tard ( BT)". He's always trying to look smart by throwing around the 25 cent work-world words.

Buzzword Tard ( BT) by Leeeeesah April 25, 2011

Street-tard 

The opposite of being street-smart.

Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.

Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.

Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.

Josh, only ever talking about drugs in math, is a street-tard.

Street-tard by DreadedPanda13 June 8, 2011

Insta-Tard 

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

Insta-Tard by Texel June 20, 2011

Marble Tard 

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.

"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."

Marble Tard by Poptart Dave February 24, 2012

Order-Tard 

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.

There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.

Order-Tard by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012

Cooch tard 

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.

"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"

Cooch tard by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013