back tits

when a fat hog of a woman has rolls that droop over her bra strap in the back giving the appearance of titties

one time i put my erection in a bitches back titties and back tittie fucked her

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

tits in a jar

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

pot tits

Breasts formed on men from excessive food cravings ("munchies") as a result from smoking too much marijuana.

"Man, did you check out his pot tits? Hey buddy, lay off of the Reeses and Doritos!"

by Dr.Von Nostrand August 6, 2006

Tits on a Bull

The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless

That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull

by The Druggist October 12, 2008

mom tits

Large breasts on an older, mature woman.

Did you see the mom tits on Bernie's mother? Everyone's drooling to nurse on them like a baby.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

Slag Tits

A particulaly loose girl who likes to sleep around and has a really rough looking pair of boobs. Often saggy, droopy, 'tennis ball in a sock' syndrome.

Christ I shagged your Mum last night and she was a right Slag Tits!

In response to a girl being a bitch, you would be more than entitled to reply "Fuck off you fishy minged slag tits!"

by David4rd February 25, 2008

Toddler Tits

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.

Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!

by MRwar September 26, 2008