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The Uncommon Plague 

The Uncommon Plague is like the Common Plague, except worse. There is no cure. Once you get the Uncommon Plague, you're basically fucked. You cough up more bad memes, you slowly start losing your memes. You can get it by going onto Tumblr. frequently.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Guy 2 got the Uncommon Plague.
Guy 3: Yeah, there is no cure, he might lose his memes forever.
Guy 1: Oh jeez, rip Guy 2.

The ultimate walking L 

Someone that really can’t do anything right and has nothing to live for because he is a bum
The basketball player Jamaine Hawkins Davenport is the ultimate walking L.
The ultimate walking L by Poop -_- December 27, 2018

The Unacceptable 

When you see your friend 69'ing with a girl, he's on bottom, and you put your dick inside her and simultaneously tea bag your friend.
Dennis asks "You know what it's called when I saw John 69ing with Cinnamon and I teabagged him when I put my dick inside her? It's called The Unacceptable!"

The Ursuline School

A school full of rly nice girls who are very welcoming and not to mention hot and know how to have a fun time
Everyone at the Ursuline school is caring and kind”
The Ursuline School by Td008 September 8, 2019

The ugly Best Friend 

Damn she called you that don’t worry she just called me that
Ya that kid Tommy is The ugly Best Friend.

life the universe and everything 

The ultimate anwser to life the universe is of course 42.
But what is the ultimate underlying anwser to life the universe and everything? The earth was a giant galactic computer meant to calute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything. It was so large that it was often mistaken for a planet even species living on it was oblivious that it was a computer. It of course was destroyed four minutes before it was to compute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything by the extremely sexually unattractive volgons.
This question was of course asked after the computer on margrathea was built called deep thought and it had computed the ultimate anwser to life the universe and everything 42 of course. It had calculated 42 as the awnser after seven and half million years of calculations. To wich it had responded when the men selected to hear the awnser were disappointed by his awnser 42 "I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually know what the question is." When asked if he could find the underlying lying question to life the universe and everything he said no but the computer to come after him wich was to be called the earth could. To wich the earth was built and Slartibartfast had won an award for Norway. The Mice of course had been encharge and had ran it the whole time. While the dolphins had to tryed to warn the humans the whole time about the enter galactic space bypass that was to be built.
"What's six times seven" -Arthur Dent
The ultimate question to life the universe and everything