Clinton-style Suicide 

When someone is murdered and their death is forged to look like it was suicide.
Common practice in the Clinton family.

Jeffrey Epstein committed a Clinton-style suicide

Clinton-style Suicide by oohhboy October 29, 2020

social suicide 

commiting an act or acts that alienates one from their social scene or social circle

to kill one's social life

John commited social suicide by asking out his ex-girlfriends best friend barely a week after they broke up.

Veronica is commiting social suicide by talking behind her friends backs.

social suicide by Washington Socialites January 28, 2005

the suicide machines 

one of the best freakn punk bands in the world

man, those guys are almost as good as the suicide machines

the suicide machines by PoopFaceMan July 31, 2005

CUMmit suicide 

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.

Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral

CUMmit suicide by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010

MySpace Suicide

1.The fucking ultimate in emo attention whoring EVER.
You post your suicide in a myspace bulletin and tell people to call the cops so they can find your corpse. BAM! Instant internet celebrity. Too bad you're dead.

2.The act of talking about killing yourself to whiny bitch friends on myspace then going offline to make them wonder if you really did it. Unlike the first definition you're probably didn't, you emo douche.

Preforming a myspace suicide is the easiest way to tell society that it didn't need you in the first place.

MySpace Suicide by Godzilla Terrorizing Staten Island September 24, 2006

political-suicide psychology 

An act common to politicians with sociopathic, narcissistic and self-deceptive personality features fueled by a profoundly self-aggrandizing perspective that distorts even the prospect of failure into a necessary superlative; resulting in highly self-destructive behavior as required to validate equally delusional thinking.

Press: 'Did you ever think that the only people saving you from impeachment would be your own staff--for FAILING to follow your orders?'
POTUS: 'Listen. Nobody knows more about failing than I do, believe me. I'm the best at failing, just ask anyone; I'm the greatest at failing that's ever lived and I'm going to prove it...'

History: Does he ever actually listen to the crazy shit that comes out of his hole? Isn't it the objective to make decisions and policy using unbiased, verifiable evidence and in accordance with established governmental procedures within the Constitutional framework? Only the influence of political-suicide psychology could be responsible for such a distorted perspective of reality...we need to do better.

political-suicide psychology by YAWA April 21, 2019

mass suicide 

When a bunch of people all kill themselves because they want to get a point across.

There was a large mass suicide in 1978 when a bunch of people all drank poison and died for no reason.

mass suicide by Anonymous July 13, 2003