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Type type, stop Syndrome

When a person begins typing to you on an instant messenger (eg. facebook chat), but then decides to delete most or all of what they are writing and start over.
In most cases of type type, stop syndrome, the word bubble that pops up when the first party is typing will appear for 30 seconds, then disappear for 10, then re-appear for 15, then disappear again (and so on and so forth until the eagerly awaited sentence is sent).
Usually, the first party type type, stops because they don't want to sound stupid/annoying to the second party (really this is what will annoy them most). More annoying is when the first party type type, stops for an extended period of time, and then only sends between one and three words, (especially if that one word is "lol").
The first party will also type type, stop when they are at a loss for words or make a spelling mistake, which is rarely corrected anyways.
Other symptoms of the type type, stop syndrome may include slow typing, horrible spelling, and below par grammar.
This is an extremely serious illness. If you or your loved ones are guilty of type type, stopping, please seek professional help (or a dictionary).
Ex. 1: Jennifer: Hey Paige, have you talked to Jim at all lately?
Paige: Yeah, I talked to him last night. He kept type type, stopping me! What a tard! He should really just tell me what he's thinking!
Jennifer: Amen! I hate those damn type type, stoppers!

Ex. 2: (on chat)
David: Hey bro, how's it going?
Jim: -type type, stop. type type, stop-
Jim: lol
David: Damn, man, you've got a bad case of type type, stop syndrome. You should see a social therapist about that.
Jim: -type type, stop. type type, stop-
by nenstraella July 29, 2011
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bus stop wanker

a wanker standing at a bus stop whilst your in a car.
whilst driving to the college

bill : "look at those bus stop wankers"
bob: rolls down window "BUS STOP WANKERS"
bill: "nice one"
by unstabledna April 27, 2009
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full stop

it's the stupid, British way of saying "period."
Sentences end with a full stop, usually
by DeWayne Mann September 25, 2003
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cop-stop

A cop-stop is being pulled over for speeding and having to suck the cop's dick and give him a cumgasm to keep from being ticketed.
I had a cop-stop today, but he said I could suck his dick and not get a ticket. He was cute and he had a beautiful dick, so I gave him a blowjob! I think male cops like to be sucked by cute cadets!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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Hard Stop

The FINATE ending time of meeting or get together. In a meeting, when the specific forementioned time comes, the meeting is OVER.
"Can we get together on Sunday night, at 7:30 PM, with a HARD STOP at 9:30?"
by Alan M. and Carol T. December 14, 2008
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Wild Horses Couldn't Stop Me

Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.
"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."
by SALAMANDER11 August 27, 2008
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Walk home via the bus stop

To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.
"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"
by Lev February 1, 2006
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