noun: any surface, specifically but not limited to platforms of any sort, which are designated as areas to be splooged, splurged, defaced and/or "onseminated" upon.
"dude, last night I was up late gettin' a good wank goin' until I realized I was about to make a deposit in the world sperm bank and had failed to establish a splatform."
"I wouldn't sit on the sofa if I were you. I was in a jam last night and had to make that an impromptu splatform after I pulled out."
"I wouldn't sit on the sofa if I were you. I was in a jam last night and had to make that an impromptu splatform after I pulled out."
by b.co March 23, 2008
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Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.
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When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table
Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey
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Get the slatternly mug.Slut + Hater = Slater. Usually a girl who hates other girls who don't have to fuck to get a guy to like them, and because of her low self esteem will hate on the girl who gets guys without trying. She is a dirty girl who f's everything.
Ashley : I hate Kiley she's a Bitch
Nina: What did she do to you?
Ashley: She told this guy to go get a girlfriend just because he tried to hit on her.
Nina: Yea but alot of guys like her so... She must've been tired of it.
Ashley: So? She dumps guys HARD!
Nina: Um no they're just hard when she dumps them...
Ashley: Yea well I make guys hard and f them
Nina: What a jealous Slater
Nina: What did she do to you?
Ashley: She told this guy to go get a girlfriend just because he tried to hit on her.
Nina: Yea but alot of guys like her so... She must've been tired of it.
Ashley: So? She dumps guys HARD!
Nina: Um no they're just hard when she dumps them...
Ashley: Yea well I make guys hard and f them
Nina: What a jealous Slater
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