Spasmance

Spasmance: (noun) A brief, involuntary reaction or spasm of pleasure that takes over during a particularly intense sexual moment.

The spasmance left them both breathless, tangled in the aftermath of a passionate embrace.

by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025

Splashing

When you ejaculate on a womans breasts and proceed to motorboat her.

Me and my girlfriend has been getting really into splashing latelty, i can really recommend it

by Lassolini Marini March 9, 2025

Spasmodeous

A parking job so catastrophically bad it looks like the driver’s hands turned into spastic, sentient eels mid-steer. Picture a car angled like it’s trying to escape its own shadow, half on the curb, half in a bush, with the rear end sticking out like a middle finger to spatial awareness. Spasmodeous parking is the automotive equivalent of a drunk giraffe trying to limbo. It’s not just bad—it’s a crime against geometry, sanity, and the very concept of parallel lines. If the car were a person, it’d be that one guy at the club who spills his drink, trips over his own feet, and takes out a table of Jenga towers on his way down.

"Bro, did you see how Shanye parked his MotorBoat? It’s not just crooked—it’s full-on spasmodeous. The thing’s at a 47-degree angle, mounted the curb like it’s auditioning for a Fast & Furious stunt, and somehow still blocking three spots. I swear, he parked like his steering wheel was possessed by a demon with Parkinson’s."

by ShockingShazza February 18, 2026

Splash in the water park

Fuck the shit out of someone

Wow you really like her...i bet u wanna splash in the water park

by JayMoney33 March 13, 2026

Spasmotron2 vs Wimpotron2

Some random Roblox game from 2004 that existed for less than a year before being wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

DUDE 1: Yo bro, wanna play some Spasmotron2 vs Wimpotron2?

DUDE 2: What are you talking about? What is that?

by amagoink0 November 14, 2025

dread-splash

When the ends of dreads splash all over your face like little water droplets. It generally occurs when walking behind, or standing behind, a wook at a concert who is getting down and moving their dreads around like it's nobody's business.

As I was walking to the bathroom at the concert, I grazed by a wook, who in mid-dance, gave me the biggest dread-splashing I've ever experience.

by CO_Eric November 21, 2007

eye spasm

when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice

it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped

i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped

by teddybear eyes June 19, 2009