Spangina

what happens to a males nether region when they wear spandex - it creates a spangina

wow, that spandex makes you have a major spangina

by jlokicks December 24, 2008

Spamcestor

A (often elderly) relative who relentlessly emails everyone on a voluminous mailing list to send bad jokes, pointless articles, unfunny cartoons, political screeds, cloying aphorisms and other random stuff.

This weekend alone, I got 20 emails from my spamcestor, Uncle Fred. I love the guy, but his emails are killing me. How can I make him stop?

by Laura Bergheim October 7, 2007

space word

A futuristic alternate version of "word", defined in the "Goolien" episode of Weebl and Bob (www.goovies.co.uk/goolien.html).

Like "word", it signifies agreement, acknowledgement or affirmation, although it is most often used in jest in order to parody the overuse of "word" and to reference Weebl and Bob.

"Word."
"You are so out of date! Nobody says "word" anymore. This is the future!"
"Oh. What do we say now?"
"Space word!"

by Schneelocke February 8, 2008

Spankadex

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.

Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex

by Beerbomber January 10, 2009

sparta owned

owning a large army solo or with a limited amount of people

you just got sparta owned!!!!

by mushroomkiller January 24, 2008

Spam Shelf

Vagina made of the most lowest grade meat (spam)

"Check that slag, I'm gonnae raid her spam shelf n make sum fritters"

by Harry Wallace June 14, 2008

Spacin

The act of not paying attention, daydreaming, or doing something completely stupid or bogus.

Kelly:Girl our teacher gave us a ten page paper to do by Monday.
Shonda: Dang she is spacin.

by Apiphany I. December 23, 2008