Shower Floss

verb

The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.

Heather was in the shower with her boyfriend Tighe for the first time when she noticed some suspicious activity occuring with his hands behind his back.

heather: are you shower flossing???

tighe: (turns red) ...yea...

by Oliver Klouzoff April 7, 2010

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Shower-Raptor

Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.

I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor

by avatarmonkeykirby September 17, 2010

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Shower Fart

The combination of running water and flatulence in the shower creates rank ass farts that make it difficult to breathe.

Shower Farts are a violation of the Geneva Convention.

by dylanmitchell March 22, 2017

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Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.

Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.

by Diabeticus January 26, 2011

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