slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

damn skippy

A derivative of "Damn straight" believed to have it's origins in the south eastern regions of Australia.

Note: This has nothing to do with Skippy the Bush type Kangaroo.

"You wanna do this?"
"Damn skippy!"

by Con Johnson August 7, 2003

Slippery Homos

A greek style chili dog.

I ate 25 slippery homos in a chili dog eating contest.

by Greasy Ricky February 24, 2008

Slippery Minnow

When you piss on a girls tits. Then after pissing on her tits, squeeze out a solid turd in between her tits. After shitting on her tits you squeeze her tits together and the turd pops out of her tits and hits her in the chin.

Dude last nite Elijah gave Dana the slippery minnow....she loved it so much she ate the turd.

by jaymcc November 3, 2008

Sloppy taint

A vagina with extra long unsymmetrical labias that are covered with an oily, greasy white residue. Normally noticed after extensive sweating from having sexual intercourse.

For instance, "Maurice only speaks to females or transgenders known for having sloppy taints."

by Marurice's Geppetto January 26, 2009

Sloppy Betty

(i) noun. Where the act of ejaculating inside a woman is immediately followed by a fanny fart, the resulting mess is referred to as a Sloppy Betty.

(ii) a person who commits the above.

(iii) verbal noun. The act of doing the above.

"I bust a nut inside her and by the time i'd rolled off her she queefed and did a Sloppy Betty all over the sheets." or using the verb: - "she Sloppy Bettied the sheets"

"Look what you did you dirty skank whore, you are such a Sloppy Betty"

by jizzyBT August 21, 2009

Slippery Turtle

A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.

Man: Dude I gave Female a Slippery Turtle, she said it was the easiest turd she's ever passed.

by Burn Down Horizon. October 4, 2009