sleep squeaks

When someone lets out a high pitched fart in their sleep.

"Man, my girlfriend kept letting out sleep squeaks all night!"

by SleepSqueaks November 30, 2009

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Sleep then YEET

When you sleep with someone then yeet yourself away

Bella: I think this person might want a relationship, but I kinda only wanna just sleep with them
Msn: It's okay, you should just Sleep then Yeet!

by Emmelyne August 30, 2022

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/ˈslēpiNG/ /mend/

: a watery discharge from the mucous membranes of the eyes that has dried into a crust

Other words for sleeping mend
- rheum
- sleep crust
- eye crusties
- eye boogers
- eye goop
- eye gunk

Amir began wheezing at night — once so badly that an ambulance was called — and woke up most mornings to find his eyes swollen shut with sleeping mend.

by AphexLexicon October 21, 2022

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sleep eater

A person who engages in somnambulistic eating, often ingesting large quantities of food rapidly and without restraint. Sleep eaters are known to be indiscriminate in their selection, combining foods both hot and cold, dishes spoiled or rotten, and substances that are toxic or even life-threatening. Further injury may occur from the careless preparation or acquisition of food items (cutting meat with a knife; removing goods from a stove, oven, or boiling pot; or opening a can or other container).

Randy is a hopeless sleep eater, rising from bed as if rising from the dead, night after night, gorging himself on all the pantry can hold.

by Der Golem April 19, 2012

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Sleep U

A 20 defense pure on a MMO game called RuneScape. He can't tank for longer then 30 seconds and loves the show EastEnders. He is also in love with someone by the name of PvP.

Dude don't keep flirting with him, you'll become a Sleep U.

by ATyrant August 6, 2009

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