Burning Sky incident

Prepare for october 10th, 2090.

Blood and flesh, sinew and bone, skin and hair, it will all burn the same.

The Burning Sky incident will take place on October 10th, 2090.

by A prophet of the machine February 13, 2021

sky can

A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.

People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.

Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.

I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.

I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.

by ahpeeyem March 30, 2021

Sky Jacks

A condition of going into seizures of jumping jacks. Often caused by nervousness or stress. These seizures, which are also known as 'jack attacks', are most often seen in Ralph Drabble when he gets nervous.

Ralph: (panting) One, two, one two...

Patrick: Man, Dad, you're all sweaty. Are you nervous?

Ralph: Yeah, I'm doing some Sky Jacks to calm down.

Patrick: Mind if I join you? I'm kinda stressed too.

Ralph: Sure! (like a coach) Ready, begin!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 18, 2010

Sky Logic

When SkyWarped33 does something that doesn't make sense, but makes perfect sense to him.

Xend: Wait, why did you cover your hands entirely with hot glue?
Sky: Sky Logic
Atomic: But that doesn't make any sense!
Sky: It does with Sky Logic

by 4tomic March 6, 2021

Tuskany-Sky

Tuskany-Sky is a bad bitch. That is stubborn and petty who also holds grudges over the smallest things. She is THAT bitch.

Tuskany-Sky = Bad bitch of the century

by Bhadbz October 20, 2019

skying

This is a British term for drinking someone's drink from the air with no oral contact with the drink - usually referred to as "waterfalling," or "airsipping." This is a term heard mainly in England.

Past simple - "He skied my drink"
Past continuous - "He was skying my drink"
Past perfect - "He had skied my drink"
Past perfect continuous - "He had been skying my drink"

Present simple - "He skies my drink"
Present continuous - "He is skying my drink"
Present perfect - "He has skied my drink"
Present perfect continuous - "He has been skying my drink"

Future simple - "He will be skying my drink"
Future continuous - "He will have skied my drink"
Future perfect - "He would have been skying my drink"

1 - "Hey, do you mind me skying your drink?"
2 - "Nah mate, fuck off."
1 - "Alright, alright, you fuckin' prick."

by fatmariomama September 3, 2023

sky planes

Semen that flies down on the woman's face after ejaculation.

My sky planes last night came down like kamakazee pilots

by Thenotetaker223 January 10, 2017