shrewing

scrunching the lower face and upper neck to form a double chin; antonym to mewing

mrs elmore was shrewing when she looked at me

by FlabbergastedOrangutan9351 March 17, 2024

Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.

Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."

by daklaaa March 20, 2024

Shrewsbury School

To describe a place that would be full of posh twats and bad grades.

I bet he goes to Shrewsbury School.

by #1 Shrewsbury School hater June 8, 2024

screwheap

a pile of dead cats in an abandoned warehouse

John: Damn check out that screwheap
Willi: Yeah the cops were called and are on the way.
John: Good, I think this is illegal to look at

by andrew July 8, 2003

screwmur

ailsas minder cant say scumbags so she says screwmurs lol

"der are scumbags at ur car!!" said ailsa

"were are the screwmurs??" she replyed

by hakapoo November 25, 2007

Screwdo

Often used to pass along some cruddy job you don’t want to do to the next person down on the food chain. A screwdo is also handy if you have a nice insult for someone but want to wrap it in a pretty compliment.

Example 1: (when using to pass along a task to someone else):

Bossman: “Listen Peon, you did such a great job on putting together this marketing plan for me, I think it would be a fun project for you to take over and handle from now on.”

Peon: “Skittles, I just got a screwdo from my boss.”

Example 2: (when using to wrap an insult in a compliment):

Kensington: “Wow you look really good. Have you lost weight?”

Scarlet: “Um. What are you saying? Did I not look good before? Nice screwdo, Kensington!”

by calicoblonde & TFN August 12, 2009

Screwing the elevator

Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated

Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")

by da funny word masta September 19, 2009