This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!
by Boozeturd March 11, 2021
Get the caped sausage mug.Frying the sausage is when a female puts a males penis into a toaster, oven, or air fryer to get it crispier before the sucks the dog.
by Peter Nicoll April 9, 2021
Get the Frying the sausage mug.Sausage made from ingredients such as ground meats like cow, roo, chicken, formed in a pigs intestine but some times synthetic casings cooked by boiling or frying or smoking, with a cheese saving inside, please be warned this hot scrumptious cheese sometimes explodes and causes burns to what ever lands on
by Dragbike April 22, 2021
Get the cheese sausage mug.by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021
Get the Susan sausage mug.When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up
by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021
Get the Slippery sausage mug.your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.
Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you
'friend goes out'
rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you
'friend goes out'
rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.
by Craftywanker123321 May 29, 2009
Get the Sneaky sausage mug.by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004
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