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Saggy Nutbag

1. The greatest website on this side of the internet. An original comic strip like no other.

2. Warm, relaxed state of your testicles on a summer's afternoon. This is the ideal state of a scrotum to perform any nuts-to-face moves.
Dude! I went to www.saggynutbag.com and laughed until my anus turned blue!

My Saggy Nutbag is too saggy! I tried stuffing it in Cynthia's mouth but I still have extra skin spilling out!
by saggynutbag September 3, 2009
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Swagg Lock

usually referred to as the anti theft device used in popular clothing stores to prevent the taking of clothes. these clothes are usually packed with swagg, putting a damper on the item you were looking at getting the ever so popular "5 finger discount" on. Thus limiting swagg and ultimately putting a Swagg Block on your wardrobe.
As J-Train and i entered the Polo Outlet, we realized the place was full to the brim with Swagg Locks
by J-Chal April 26, 2010
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Swagger Doomsday

Swagger Doomsday is when a fly cat has has so much swagger it has potential to restart the cold war between Russia and USA resulting in full out nuclear war and the end of man kind.
Ted - Dammmn Son you looking fly has hell, you better watch yourself you could cause a swagger doomsday
by Megasdta July 24, 2011
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Shwaggy

Used to describe something boring or lame.
This movie is Shwaggy man.
by Ryliebear November 5, 2011
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swagga

your personalilty, your popularity.
girl 1: yo georgina was poping mad shit about you
girl 2: yo fuck that bitch she stay hatin on my swagga
by ch3rry December 8, 2009
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swagger

(southern california)
A low-income mexican high schooler who dresses in "expensive" clothes, goes to a lot of parties that usually get rolled, and is 100% self centered, and obsessed with his clothes.

They have every color vans and are known to always match them with their shirt, hat, or bandana.

Swaggers usually buy their cothes at:
70% Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls,
20% Gen-X
10% the el camino real mall

brands they use are: ecko, polo, south pole, lacoste, vans, genx plain tees, genx $10 dollar pants, etc....etc....

They type: "liik3 tHiiS" and their myspace is always looking "fReShhh, mostly covered by words like: got swag?, swagger, zwagger, etc.

These kids, deep inside, are just looking for attention, so next time you see one, think twice before talking shit behind his back about how gay he looks wearing purple vans and a neon green shirt.
swagger: whats up nigga? check out maahh new ecko tee yo!"

normal kid: cool, my cousin got that one for 3.99 off the clearance rack at Ross last week

swagger: shittt son i gots diiss tee at against all odss yo!
----swagger (thinking): damn! how did he know!!!!???

normal kid: okay, sure, whatever you say.....ohh by the way, theres a stain on your all white vans

swagger: shit sonn aahhhh!!!!!!!!

---he starts crying and runs to the 3000's building bathroom to clean it off and spends 5 minutes looking at himself in the mirror''
by carlsbad_is_boring October 28, 2008
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Old Man Saggy Ass

A person who has qualities to the face that make her resemble an ass.
"Victoria sharpe."
"Dude, here comes old man saggy ass, lets get the fuck out of here."
by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004
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