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maine steamer

when a guy bangs a girl in the ass, ejaculates on the back of her head while also taking a shit on her back. then you throw a live lobster on the pile of shit and watch as it makes its way toward the cum. then say to the girl "that was wicked awesome"
Guy: I fucked that girl last night
Friend: do anything cool?
Guy: yea i gave her a maine steamer
by whowantslobster October 5, 2010
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Steamy Stomper

During a shower, one squats down and takes a steamy shit. They then proceed to use their foot to stomp the feces down the drain for disposal.
Mike: "What were u doin in there rubbin one out?"
Jim: "No, you're shower just sucks for steamy stompers"
by KottonMouth May 13, 2006
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Steampunk

A type of subculture that mixes the clothing styles of past generations (such as the Victorian era) with modern conveniences, creating inventions that look as if they could have been created generations ago. For instance, a gameboy would be powered by steam and contain clockwork parts rather than silicon and electrical wiring. This "mad-scientist" culture is based on works by such authors as Jules Verne and H.G. Wells. Related to the Punk subculture by the "Do-It-Yourself" attitude, though many steampunks will buy ready made materials and customize them. The entire subculture is based on mostly on aesthetics, though functionality is highly prized as well.
Person 1: "I love those goggles! They're so steampunk; where did you get them?"
Person 2: "I got the goggles at the hardware store and used the cogs from this old clock I had sitting around. The brass-coloured paint was sitting in the garage too."
Person 1: "Well, what was your inspiration?"
Person 2: "I was reading The Time Machine and watching Suckerpunch. I don't really know which it's supposed to be; I just thought it would look cool."
by Emily Marten November 7, 2011
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Double oven steamer

When you do a reverse pile driver on a girl and put your finger or toy in her anus at the same time you are plowing away and then you drop a dookie on her face.
I gave her a double oven steamer, she loves it when I pile drive her at the end of the couch and she loved the dildo in her butt! Man when I dropped that duce on her face she choaked and almost kicked me in the face!
by Xavior64 March 3, 2010
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Seamus

The hottest guy you will ever meet! He's smart and funny! They tend to be great at sports!
"Hey, did you see Seamus and the game yesterday?"

"Yes! He looked so hot!"
by fortnitelife May 4, 2018
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alabama steamboat

when you fart between a chicks boobs and they make a motor noise. (similar to motorboating.)
So my girlfriend fell asleep during sex yesterday and I gave her the alabama steamboat.
by Travis Tackett August 6, 2008
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steambag

A smug and superior advocate of steampunk culture. Douchebag of a bygone era.
That guy in the bowler hat and handlebar moustache says he can go home with any girl in this bar. What a steambag!
by fling! June 23, 2011
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