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sage

I told you Johnny was a fucking sage before he went in
by Jamesreefer March 11, 2007
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sage

used to warn others of impending odor from gaseous emissions (in lieu of the more crass "I just farted")

a more polite way (than the common "did you fart?) to ask if the person next to you emitted gas
hey mofo !!! did you sage??
by joe shit the rag man April 17, 2004
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Sage

variation of the word safe
identicle meaning
safe
You missed out last nite, it was sage!
by Gaffer November 14, 2004
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StageStruck

Community theatre with all roles played only by students in grades K-12.
I just tried out for the show "Alice In Wonderland" that StageStruck is doing. I hope I get in!
by Cassie... January 21, 2011
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Stagee

Stagee Is The Name You Give A Friend That Has An IQ Of 0 And Really Hates How He Cant Spell The Word Orange, And Goes In Town With Children.
Man You Really Are Stagee
by Frimpong May 20, 2012
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Stages of Texting

The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.
Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.
by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016
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Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
by ProfessorGOD August 29, 2018
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