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Get the soft boner mug.When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.
"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"
"God you fucking virgin"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"
"God you fucking virgin"
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Get the soft pear mug.Soft Saturdays are when you take a Wednesday off as a vacation day, thus creating a mini weekend during the week. It is also acceptable to refer to this Wednesday vacation as a Soft Sunday. Soft Saturday's also create Soft Thursdays/Fridays out of Monday and Tuesday respectively (glass half full situation).
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