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The sorcerers apprentice

Is where you shove a magic 8 ball up your ass as a but plug while watching Nick cage on repeat.
Want to do the sorcerers apprentice tonight, I’m feeling cagey
by Jhinks January 15, 2023
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Soccerhead

A name for people who are obsessed and really good at soccer.
" He/she is such a Soccerhead!"
by soccerhead23 February 28, 2015
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SOCKerifice

name given to a sock used to wipe your ass in a public toilet because there was no toilet paper and you forgot to check beforehand, see also: Charles Bukowski: women
oh dude the toilet gods were angry, i had to make a "SOCKerifice"
by jim griffith April 6, 2011
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socceroo

a male football(soccer)player who has represented austalia at senior level
the socceroos(australia)were ripped off in germany
by on the ball June 28, 2006
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sorcerers sack

also known as the philosopher's sack
n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy
"i put on my sorcerers sack and i easily made the 10 hour drive from new york"

"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"
by porkch0p October 23, 2005
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Saccer

Noun
1. (of a stupid or weird person or thing) someone who tries harder than they should, usually to the point of looking stupid; a try-hard.
2. a Silly or foolish looking or acting person.
That boy is trying so hard to look cool, he’s just being a saccer.
by SilverScorpio13 June 15, 2020
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Sorcerer's slip

Unexpected, and sometimes unintended, but always consensual sexual entry of another person's orifice.
"I can't believe you went home with Eddie yesterday."

"I know, I gave him the sorcerer's slip."

"I thought Victoria wasn't that into you." "Me too, but then I gave her the sorcerer's slip."
by Ansube0113 January 12, 2022
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