smack pig

Someone who has lowered themselves to the point where they their only food or sustenance is Heroin or "Smack" often resulting in a skeletal look

Look at the smack pig all 70 lbs of him looks like he will fall apart with a gust of wind

by monkey man Jr III March 21, 2007

smack the kitty

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only

"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"

by kknelson April 7, 2008

Smack-Ass

A person who constantly annoys people either for the fun of it or he/she is just completely stupid knowing that he/she will obviously get in trouble with a painful punishment (Hitting, yelling, scolding, grounding, etc).

"Could you get that little Smack-Ass off of my lawn?", "Keep that Smack-Ass away from me!", "You Smack-Asses are going to get it now!"

by one of yo momma's boyfriends February 14, 2010

baja-smack

yo its when you smack the baja out of someone and can be used wth various parts of ur hand in different combos. yo jeepsta u could also use various items like the jc-cp paddle

the man cp: yo foostick imma bout to smack u (baja-smacks dobbins)

by jeepsta June 25, 2004

Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

smack my bitch up

Controversial song by The prodigy with an equally controversial video. Glorifies women-beating and casual, unprotected sex as well as violent and unsociable behaviour. The video was refused by MTV. In the light of MTV dropping their standards, the video has been played before the watershed times in recent years.


Also refering to bitch-slapping something to show ones physical prowess over it.

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Smackdown

(-- Actually spelled WWE Smackdown! The ! is VERY Important!)

SteelPhenoix's Definition & Example had this down pact. But I'll add on.

The WWe show made up by Vince McMahon where wrestlers in the WWe go to job to Bradshaw every tuesday night.

Smackdown's only Popular and Good superstars are Kurt Angle and The Undertaker.

Smackdown's Popular, yet sucky stars are John Cena, Bradshaw aka John "Bradshaw" Layfield aka JBL, Rey Mysterio (he's a frikkin' cruiserweight!) , and Eddie Guerrero. (And HE was actually once WWE Champion!)

"Captain Charisma," Christian of WWE Raw wants to go over to WWE Smackdown!, where he'll become the WWE Champion within the week he arrives.

Hell, even Christy Hemme could quickly become Smackdown's WWE Champion. No Lie! Who's she gonna lose to? Charlie Haas?

by M. Mathers June 8, 2005