rip roaring ring stinger 

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

rip roaring ring stinger by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Japanese Onion Ring 

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.

Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!

Japanese Onion Ring by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Pixie Ring 

A sexual act in where the man puts glitter on his penis and then has anal sex (with a another man or woman) resulting in the anus being covered with glitter, this is know as a Pixie Ring.

"yeah, I completely Pixie Ringed that girl last night, damn that hurt!"

Pixie Ring by mikibish May 4, 2010

Lacto ring

The plastic circle that stays attached to the gallon milk jug when the cap is removed. Makes an ideal cat toy.

I cleaned under the fridge yesterday and found 3 quarters, 2 pens and 9 lacto rings.

Lacto ring by Gourdaholic May 17, 2010

Grunt Ring 

(noun)- Is the physical result of the sphincter making an indentation ring around a turd.

I took a dump today and it had 3 grunt rings on it.

Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.

Grunt Ring by Cyanide Gas October 23, 2010

gargamel ring 

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

gargamel ring by jifter November 11, 2010

Taco Ring 

A mexican's Asshole

She has a tight Taco Ring

Taco Ring by .mexican November 22, 2011