Road twisler

Candian west coast term for head while driving

Do you want a road twisler

by ThalRyu August 31, 2021

Road Traveler

The "Politically Correct" term for the modern day "Hobo". They are generally young adults that you see at intersections looking for rides to a warmer place or the next concert. Typically with a dog and terrible hair. They are generally from wealthy families that they reject accept for the money.

Look, there's a couple of road travelers with a sign asking for a ride to the next Phish concert.

by Upsidedownbiker November 21, 2021

Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!

by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021

Road psych

Do you ever just be driving and have the sudden urge to swerve into a nearby sign or river? this is a road psyche, just that sudden urge to cause damage while on the road.

"Earlier today i had a road psyche it really scared me."

by possumous January 10, 2022

Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.

Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.

by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022

Road Head Thursday

Thursdays are for road head.

“Sorry boss I can’t come in today. It’s Road Head Thursday”.

by benandjerrychunkexcavator January 13, 2022