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stanky richard

The aftermath of getting your ass eaten out by a black man
Just the other day Tyrone gave me a stanky Richard
by Zenaida goldsmith March 30, 2017
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king richard the third

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third
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grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
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scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
by KCCalloway December 29, 2018
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sir richard

The most annoying person in the whole fucking world.
OMG. Sir Richard just stepped on my foot he is soooooo annoying
by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019
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John Richard Henry

They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive
Look at John Richard Henry, he’s so hot
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
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big richard

A HLARGE PENIS
DAMN that boi has one big richard
by jimothyjemson June 2, 2019
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