queef

Air pressure differences.

Go study it in physics!

by benjaminfox July 13, 2004

cinnamon queef

a queef that smells like cinnamon.

in a one song by craig david, the chorus goes "cinnamon queen...."

however, because of whatver reason, it is hard to hear what he says so one might think he said "cinnamon queef"

for more info, see queef

"oh my goodness! a cinnamon queef!"

by BARDELLL?! January 7, 2006

queef

When, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in Einstein's Relativity Theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of sexual excitement, she must resort to an audible vaginal emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. The pungency of the resultant queef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady's deductions.

Man, mid-coitus: "Phwoah?! What was that?"
Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel A Room With a View by E.M. Forster."
Man: "It friggin' stinks!"
Lady: "Exactly!"

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

Quaf

Quaf is when air gets trapped inside a females vagina and makes a farting noise when it comes out.

AKA Queef

Terrence and Phillip "Quaf"

by tevans0000 September 9, 2009

Quaff

The hairstyle in which the hair is curly, straight, and afroish at the same time.

"Dude Ninja i love your Quaff.

by Ninja Eatspie July 16, 2006

queef bagel

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

by scatterbox January 19, 2009

quaff

1. male version of a queef

2. a queef except from a penis, not a vagina.

he sighed with relief as he let out a hugeeeee quaff.

by sexyb!tch April 24, 2011