donkey punch

During the act of anal intercourse, typically in "doggy style" position, the man fingers the the girl to climax, and at that instant, punches her in the kidney and pulls out. The result is the woman shitting everywehre.

The donkey punch is quite a sexual feat, just dont get any on your feet.

by Old McJeezy's Jizz December 13, 2007

Punching the clown

describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the penis looking like a clowns nose.

-What were u doing in the bathroom for so long?

-punching the clown...

by schoolisgay July 12, 2009

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose

dude let's break out the dirty punch!

by john May 13, 2006

Donkey Punch

When you are having doggie-style sex with a girl and you pull out and stick it in her ass. When she turns around in suprise, you punch her in the face!

I donkey-punched my girlfriend last night--that's why she has a black eye today.

by Dougie February 18, 2006

donkey punch

simple
its when you punch a donkey in the face

mike tieson punched that donkey right in the face
man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl

by t-radical squared May 13, 2005

Donkey Punch

The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.

What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.

Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?

Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.

by PlayBoyMan June 6, 2016

cyber punch

A phenomenon of which a nerd, frustrated at horribly failing over the internet at the hands of someone they don't know, punches his monitor in anger, consequentially leading to him horribly regretting it afterwards and begging his mom for a new one.

A: *Kills person B in Counterstrike*
B: WTF?!?!?!? THAT WAS HAX!!! HULK SMASH, BITCH! *cyber punch*
B: oh shit.. MOM?

A: What a fucking idiot..
B: YEA WELL UR A SHIT FAG TAT EATS SHIT N IS A FAG!!!!1!!!
A: LOLCAPS
B: WTF *cyber punch* RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

by Chubacabra Quixote December 22, 2007