Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021

summer pudding

When you get a period clot in your pad

Kara: I had such a heavy period, I even got a summer pudding !

by HarryLast69 September 26, 2016

pud target

A girl whos face you would like to spunk on.

Did you see Roxy tonight?She might as well have written PUD TARGET on her face with a sharpie.

by dongis September 16, 2008

cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Pud

Someone who only participates in one activity.

Joe is such a pud, he only plays soccer!

by Copper_fambo April 22, 2020

Pud

a mud puddle

We can't sled on that Hill because there's a pud at the bottom

by YoureWelcome___ January 29, 2022

Puds

a girl who loves hot wax and stinky toes. she loves spending time with a taylor and losing to him at imsg games

puds has been eyeing you up lately she may lick your toes

by Tallasaurus October 02, 2022