Paternity Test

1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.

2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.

3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.

1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."

2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.

3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"

by ACG2x October 13, 2004

paterno love

Turning a blind eye to sexual indescetion.

He continued to show his best friend great paterno love, despite the fact he knew his wife was sleeping with someone else.

When the coach was asked why he failed to report the pervert to authorities, he exclaimed, "I was practicing paterno love."

by Bonafied Cracker November 16, 2011

Place-holder

When someone is dating someone else just for them to be there, simply to be able to say "yeah I'm actually taken" even though they hate each other.

"I swear to God, Nick is just using Jen as a Place-Holder!"

"I'm bored....Lets go find us some place holders" -- guys

Friend 1 - "God i fucking hate Michelle!"
Friend 2 - "Aren't u dating her?"
Friend 1 - "Yeah"
Friend 2 - "Well here she comes"
Friend 1 - "Hey baby!"

by Krzysztof January 11, 2009

dinner plates

A term used to describe unusually large nipples

"My last girlfriend had really small breasts.. but her nipples were dinner plates!"

by laraleigh February 14, 2005

place of urination

A place to urinate, e.g. a toilet. Especially a public one.

You are driving through in a small country town, and need to wee. You are singing along with the Pixies and her her to stop at a "place of urination" several times, until you drive over the kerb and go off-road into the park to get to the place of urination to relieve yourself.

The term can be used any time you need to relieve yourself.

by fishietc February 18, 2009

patelling you

the act of patels informing or telling other actuallys

actually Mr. Patel was patelling me what he saw in the patellevision on channel 5 he was wandering... ordordorrdoorr prt prrt prrtt, i actually don't know why i'm patelling you this, it is irrelivent

by mr actually April 4, 2012

no-no special place

a girl's vagina

Don't stick your schaboinker in my no-no special place

by Tenderfiddles, Bubbles, Buttercup, Shaniqua November 1, 2003