Epileptic Penguin

A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;

"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic penguin!"
" LOL!"

by Izzy Mendoza December 9, 2008

Anti Weeb Penguin

Anti Weeb Penguins are a rare species of Penguin that seems to lack a brain as per as the study conducted by scientists and they also appear to get triggered on hearing the word "anime" or "brave browser". It's rumoured that Anti Weeb Penguins are mostly gay and lacks any common sense whatsoever. If you happen to see an Anti Weeb Penguin then you should run as far away as possible else they might infect you.

Man, yesterday I met an idiot who dislikes anime for no reason.
Yeah, He's probably an Anti Weeb Penguin !!

by TheRealPCGamer101 June 11, 2021

Penguin kiss

To penguin is a type of kiss which in the process one of the persons vomits into the others mouth.
It's like a peak only more passionate.

omg Jacqueline and Brad just penguin kissed

by sly25 September 21, 2011

penguin

fuck penguins!!! Im'a kill em' all muthafuckers

blast that benguin with yo uzi.

by fuck penguins June 10, 2006

penguin

it's when you drop a deuce then realize you're out of toilet paper. you can't put your pants back on 'cuz you'll ruin your shorts. so, you leave 'em at your ankles and do the penguin around the house until you find something you can wipe your ass with.

why do a penguin when you can just use your socks?

by tbones April 18, 2006

Penguin Tux

When you shit on your lover's head and it runs down their sides looking like a penguin.

Last night was so hot, I gave my girl a Penguin Tux!

by astroworm September 6, 2006

penguined

adj. Pregnant.

Coined by a 2 and a half year old.

"Word has it Monica is penguined"

by Peckle Arjona June 2, 2004