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asterisk period 

The asterisk period is the time period stretching from Feb. 15th until July 31st, which is the time between gift giving holidays. This time period is best for having a girlfriend due to the fact, other than birthdays and anniversaries you don't have to worry about getting gifts for her. This time period is called the asterisk period due to the fact the most action happens during rather than the rest of the year named the Quotation Period due to the fact the most relationship building and talking happens then... mostly because you will be buying so many gifts for her.
"Just wait a month and you can date her during the Asterisk period."
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Man Period 

When a guy has the symptoms of a girl on her period but only the mood swings😂
Oh Nos is on his man period again!
Man Period by JxKx October 3, 2017

Manstraul period 

When a male is all moody once a month, male version of menstraul period
Oh man Cody is on his manstraul period today, he hasn't stopped complaining and crying.
Manstraul period by Jruby33 April 20, 2018

Master Period 

A time in a womans monthly cycle where no plug, pill or man can stop the blood river from flowing.
My wife came home and i asked "Why so serious?", she said "Shut up man, i'm on a Master Period!"
Master Period by Beatsilver October 19, 2018

Man Period 

1. When a man is acting like a woman on her period
2. When a man is bleeding from his urethra
Hes having a man period watch out

I had a man period last night. It was disgusting
Man Period by WhyAmIOnHere?? December 18, 2018

Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.
Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.
Office Period by amusedchimera January 2, 2019

Man Period 

When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.
“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”

“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
Man Period by Papaduck January 6, 2019