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Painfully Perfect

When someone is so perfect its painful.

Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.
Person 1: They're just...

Person 2:...painfully perfect?

Person 1: exactly!
by jason_the_dunce June 10, 2021
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Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.
"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."
by interwebification June 23, 2021
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Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Painless

An Adjective/Noun that means:
Lacking pain. If someone tells you something will be painless, they are likely lying, and the experience they are describing will usually be painful.
"Oh, come on! Getting stabbed with a 3-foot long needle will be practically painless!"
by Just a Skeleton November 12, 2021
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Pain in the ass

A person or task that is irritating, challenging, or annoying, usually more so than it has to be.
I am a medic and every two years I have to get recertified. It's an unnecessary pain in the ass, because I have to file about 10 million papers and every two years they change it, and it's pointless anyways because I'm obviously not going to suddenly forget how to do my job.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 15, 2021
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Pain pickle

a bitter or sour attituded person. one who has the sourness and bitterness of that of a dill pickle.
she was being a pain pickle, because of how bitter she was being.
by ElongMusty August 18, 2021
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painnomore

do you have chronic pain? is this getting in the way of everyday tasks? insert person suffering try painnomore! painnomore is the number one recommended pain soother thing! talk to your doctor about painnomore today!
Symptoms of painnomore may include the following:
Swelling of lungs
inability to read or write
pregnancy
constipation

diarrhea
constantly eating your shoes
death
bloating
squishy bones
nose falling off
forgetting how to pronounce dinosaur
death
ignoring the letter g when reciting the alphabet
starting a toenail collection
dreaming about donkeys every thursday
deleting every photo of your pets
never using the word “and”
laughing instead of crying and crying instead of laughing
by you smell go take a shower November 23, 2021
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