n. (di-shez pahr-tee), plural: dishes parties (di-shez pahr-teez)
the event of washing a large amount of dishes, most often performed in households that have no dishwashing appliance. Number of human participants may vary between 1-3 on average. Contention exists around the qualification of a singular-person dishes party, with scholars saying that a single person cannot, in fact, be a whole party. The rebuttal to this argument is that the washer is, metaphorically, the “host” to the “party” and the dishes, themselves, make up the attendants. In either case, it is widely agreed that dishes parties, unlike other kinds of parties, are mostly unenjoyable.
the event of washing a large amount of dishes, most often performed in households that have no dishwashing appliance. Number of human participants may vary between 1-3 on average. Contention exists around the qualification of a singular-person dishes party, with scholars saying that a single person cannot, in fact, be a whole party. The rebuttal to this argument is that the washer is, metaphorically, the “host” to the “party” and the dishes, themselves, make up the attendants. In either case, it is widely agreed that dishes parties, unlike other kinds of parties, are mostly unenjoyable.
Dishes Party Rocker Anthem (sung with a metal sensibility)
When the dishes in the sink are piling high
There’s a shout through the night, there’s a beckoning cry
And it’s calling us to the di-shes par-ty!
Someone’s at the sink ‘n’ someone else has a towel
Because there’s only one thing that we can do now,
We. Must. Have. A. Di-shes par-ty!
(Yeah)
A dishes par-TAY!
(Yeah)
It’s gon be CRAY!
(Yeah)
If I sing about IT
(Yeah)
It’s not such SHIT!
(Scrub-a-dub)
Elbow GREASE!
(Keep scrubbing)
What’d we even cook in THESE?!
(Here gimme a hand!)
With two it’s BETTER!
(Wash up that pan!)
That gunk is pretty stuck, you should probably add some hot, soapy water to make it WETTER.
With dishes in our kitchen towering above
It’s time to get in there, time to give them some love
We. Must. Have. A. Di-shes par-ty!
Though we seem to be facing an unbeatable foe,
If we persevere, we’ll get through this, I know
We’ll beat them with a di-shes par-ty!
The grime will fall to our di-shes par-ty!
No scum is match for a di-shes par-ty!
The. World. Is. Saved. By our DI-SHES PAR-TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
When the dishes in the sink are piling high
There’s a shout through the night, there’s a beckoning cry
And it’s calling us to the di-shes par-ty!
Someone’s at the sink ‘n’ someone else has a towel
Because there’s only one thing that we can do now,
We. Must. Have. A. Di-shes par-ty!
(Yeah)
A dishes par-TAY!
(Yeah)
It’s gon be CRAY!
(Yeah)
If I sing about IT
(Yeah)
It’s not such SHIT!
(Scrub-a-dub)
Elbow GREASE!
(Keep scrubbing)
What’d we even cook in THESE?!
(Here gimme a hand!)
With two it’s BETTER!
(Wash up that pan!)
That gunk is pretty stuck, you should probably add some hot, soapy water to make it WETTER.
With dishes in our kitchen towering above
It’s time to get in there, time to give them some love
We. Must. Have. A. Di-shes par-ty!
Though we seem to be facing an unbeatable foe,
If we persevere, we’ll get through this, I know
We’ll beat them with a di-shes par-ty!
The grime will fall to our di-shes par-ty!
No scum is match for a di-shes par-ty!
The. World. Is. Saved. By our DI-SHES PAR-TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
by Total Nerd January 29, 2014
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Get the Margarita Party mug.Refers to an unwaxed Sergio who walks into a nightclub and has at least four buttons opened on shirt accompanied by at least one gold chain and thick matted chest hair touching his nipples, even though shapely pecs are not a compulsary prerequisite, though lycra shirts are a necissity.
a latino lover aka party pecs comes into the room and states loudly to anyone within earshot "there's a party on my pecs and you're not invited",
by Phippsy August 8, 2006
Get the party pecs mug.A party where girls lays on a table with a curtain across the middle so that the male can only see from the waist down and proceeds to have sex with her and once finished the curtain is dropped to reveal the girl. Usually completely random as the male choose based purely on what he can see if he wants to participate or not.
Usually done in front of a crowd of spectators.
Usually done in front of a crowd of spectators.
by Kaazain February 21, 2018
Get the Curtain Party mug.A spontaneous pursuit (variant of Knife Party) whereby several assailants suddenly storm a room generating as much noise as possible while an unsuspecting victim is studying academic subjects.
The deafening racket can be produced both vocally or by utilising any improvised instruments available (e.g. saucepan and hammer) with the aim of alarming the studious victim.
The deafening racket can be produced both vocally or by utilising any improvised instruments available (e.g. saucepan and hammer) with the aim of alarming the studious victim.
(DOOR BURSTS OPEN AND THE ENSUING DIN IS ORCHESTRATED)
Assailing Group: NOISE PARTY!
Brendan: Jesus Christ no!
Assailing Group: NOISE PARTY!
Brendan: Jesus Christ no!
by whatahw January 7, 2010
Get the Noise Party mug.A party hosted by Jerr with lots of alcohol, lots of fun and lots of Jerr. This is an invite only party with no RSVP. The guest list to Jerr Party's are limited to Jerr.. In fact there is little know about what happens at a Jerr Party. It has been judged by the Guinness book of world records as the "Most exclusive and eloquent party known to man."
by saintlyhero May 24, 2017
Get the Jerr Party mug.A party where you put bagged wine on the walls and crawl around drinking from the bags like gerbils. There is often newspaper on the floor and it is contained to a single room for the full effect.
"Hey my parents are out of town this weekend!"
"Dope! I have some bagged wine, want to have a gerbil party?"
"Dope! I have some bagged wine, want to have a gerbil party?"
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