Off The Horse

when you are on your period
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)

Oh my gosh I feel like shit.
Why?
Cuz I'm off the horse...
Ohh that sucks.

by Samus19 October 11, 2010

off the beaten path

swizneet

nigga, dat humma is off the beaten path

by jon bon jovster April 29, 2003

off point

a gay way of saying 'that's cool'

Person1: Man that movie was off point.
Person2: ........ Wow, I think my IQ just dropped from hearing that.

by cannykins September 17, 2008

Off the bean

When you are acting goofy while under the influence of any drug (specifically marijuana)

"Yoooo Gio twisted his ankle trying to hurdle because he was off the bean."

by ChiefBirdclaw December 14, 2019

off top

start off a fight
to spontaneously punch a person in the face
getting a off the top of your head
a saying to start a statement

yo he just off topped him

off top i dont know what your talking bout

by wildout January 20, 2006

Off Kilter

The definition of this word is in and of itself not "on kilter". I thought I would use symbols like " and "" ... you see.. that is two of them there. Please ask yourself... am I really reading something that someone just types for little to no reason? Then forget you asked that and carry on. Be good. Or. Well, just be good until we talk. Sometime.

For example, I really think I am off kilter after a couple mexican lunches in the can. You know? You better know. I am nean ... sorry I meant to spell "mean"... but I spelled it "nean".. my bad. Anyway. This is a good example.

by David Mother H P. October 12, 2004

off the scuzzy yo

Something very cool or appealing to someone.

"yo dude that chick is off the scuzzy yo!"

by tyesha May 14, 2003