couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.

Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."

by ratchattack January 5, 2016

Out of Couching

Ending an extended period of vegetation.

“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”

“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”

by Steve Blends May 5, 2022

Couch Ghost

The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.

Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.

Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.

"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"

by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020

one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.

"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."

by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020

Couch Callin

Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”

Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?

Mike: nahh man the couch callin

Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch

by Merle27 February 25, 2019

Drama Couch

A situation where a person is surrounded by drama, but does not want or have any drama.

Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!

Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!

Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!

by YesQuite December 18, 2009

two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch

Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast

by Stephchiohey October 1, 2017