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simmer them nipples

meaning calm down when talking to a female or a guy that acts gay.
girl: "WHAT MOM!? I'M ON THE PHONE!"
guy: "damn girl, simmer them nipples."
by express2012 March 8, 2010
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There's the nipple

To find something you had been looking for in a sudden and unexpected manner.
Guy1: Where the fuck are my parents?
Guy2: I think they were in the kitchen
Guy1: OH FUCK THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!
Guy2: There's the nipple!
by Asswraith December 20, 2010
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duct tape over her nipples

when a girl with no personality attempts to wear as little clothing as possible to appear more attractive- even though every respectable man knows that a woman’s mind is most important.
Gary: “Well why don’t you date Maggie?”
Steve: “Are you kidding me? She’s constantly wearing duct tape over her nipples. I don’t think she even reads.”
by sidneysidneysidney June 21, 2021
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Red. what the colour of your nipples ?

Speech somebody said to a women on Omegle to describe the colour of there nipples.
Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??
by Ukinral June 28, 2023
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pepperoni nipples

nipples that are too large for the breast. a ratio of too big a nipple to too small of a handful or boob= pepperoni nipple. Another formula for telling whether one has pepperoni nipples or not is how much of the front of the breast is covered by nipple. If it's a large portion, she's got pepperoni nipples.
"Yo, you know that chick in our class with the nice rack? Yeah dude, she's got pepperoni nipples."
by piefreak54 February 14, 2012
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Innie Nipples

A rare condition wherein the nipples, instead of extending away from the body, retract into the body. This condition can be cured by coaxing the nipples out using either a pinch or cold object. This is similar to an innie bellybutton except it takes place on the chestal section.
GOOD GOD! J-Laudy has innie nipples! PUT THEM AWAY!!!
by B-Wardy November 9, 2008
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fudge-nipples

oh fudge-nipples that was my toenail
by M.C. Knowles August 3, 2005
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