muffin top

A roll of fat that spills over the top of one's pants.
Ew! Is it me, or did Mary get a heck of a muffin top? I can't even see the the zipper of her pants!
by browntrousers February 21, 2009
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fag muffin

when you're blowing another guy, but he's kind of tubby and your head bounces off of his gut involuntarily.
I love you, but when I'm sucking your penis, your fag muffin gives me whiplash.
by mistuh F June 29, 2010
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Muffin top

when a person is so fat that some fat rolls over the top of their pants. it is women and MEN TOO!
if your fat rolls over stretchy pants then you are REALLY REALLY FAT and you really need to lose that muffin top.
by lrn_strn15 January 06, 2010
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cunt-muffin

1. A slang term for a fuck buddy!

2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.

3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.
1. Yo zack, sheniqua is my cunt-muffin!

2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!
by cody October 16, 2004
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spud muffin

A plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man.
Why do I attract all the spud muffins?
by Ontologist on Call July 07, 2009
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Muffin Pants

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!
OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants
by Sam June 26, 2004
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rag muffin

Rag Muffin, the end result of a female's sanitary pad after use. Puffed up and red somewhat resembeling a long red/pink muffin.
I found someones rag muffin in the bathroom.

My finger swelled up like a rag muffin when i got stung by that bee.
by adnameere May 18, 2006
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