saturday morning slut- when you wake up after a wild party the next day only to find a trashy slut next to you in the bed. The bed is wet and there is usually a rubber under the sheets.
If you have more drinks than your liver can handle and black out in a Philly apartment then you are most likely to experience a saturday morning slut.
by topmountain October 20, 2010
Get the saturday morning slutmug. When a girl wakes up from a wet dream dripping with morning dew from her vagina much like when a flower has morning dew on its pedals.
I had this dream about Adam Levine last night and I woke up wetter then a morning glory flower soaked in dew.
by polockblaze1 November 6, 2015
Get the morning glory flowermug. to have sex
by purple brownie September 29, 2010
Get the morning glory coffeemug. 1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.
Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?
That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012
Get the Early morning sacrificemug. Mike thought the stereotypes of Catholic priests were fake until he received his first Sunday morning blizzard
by jemalkins May 7, 2018
Get the Sunday morning blizzardmug. he asked her to "grab morning by the biscuit", and when she did, he spent the rest of the day doing stuff for her.
by JJjr April 12, 2013
Get the Grab morning by the biscuitmug. by Lifterofyee May 27, 2016
Get the morning wood liftingmug.