Mannequin molester

They like to grab Koles mannikins tits after dance and fuck a tall hot bitch named Cynthia when they get home and have a really big Marilyn Monroe poster looking at them

Girl 1:Some creep grabbed a mannikins tits at kohl’s

Girl2: oh yeah that was the mannequin molester

by Ohfr June 21, 2022

of modest morals

A "soft" way of saying dat da referred-to individual is a crooked a**h**e who doesn't give a you-know-what about honestly or integrity, or about how his shamelessly-self-serving actions might harm fellow humans or da environment/economy in general.

Examples of public figures who turned out to be "of modest morals" would be "Tricky Dicky" with Watergate, and Kellyanne Conway with her infamous "alternative facts" claim.

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...

"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."

by vyevd8 September 25, 2023

kernel modeset

thing that sets display resolution on your PC, a nerdy way of saying kms

"my crush got turned off by my linux rambling I'm going to commit kernel modeset" - OP

by iskam October 13, 2023

metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Kaden was metaphorically molested at the bar.

by Natattack December 1, 2023

ultra-modesty

Ultra-modesty is modesty that is taken to more extreme than usual levels. Ultra-modesty is often used to describe women in relationships who devote themselves to their partner/future partner in ways that others may view as extreme. Such examples of this include not posting on social media, not talking to other people, dressing extremely modest, and hiding their face.

Person 1: I can't believe Person 3 stopped talking to us.
Person 2: She got a boyfriend and decided to be ultra-modest for him.
Person 1: I respect that. Ultra-modesty sounds like true love!

by advancedlove March 27, 2024