the Master

A major villain in the Doctor Who universe.

Also: The Doctor's space boyfriend.

The Master (in the TV Movie): "I want the Doctor's body."

by fluorescentbird July 23, 2011

Anal Blasting Twat master

Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.

Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.

by Alex Screech September 24, 2005

The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

fuck master

A man or woman who is so good at fucking, is labeled as a fuck master.

I climaxed last night because my boyfriend is quite a fuck master.

by ShitHole June 4, 2003

Trigon Master

A term that may, or equally may not, have been applied - presumably in Latin - to someone who was good at the ancient Roman ball game of trigon.

Since very little is known about trigon other than that it involved three players throwing a ball to (or at) each other, it's hard to say what might or might not have been said about the players.

"It's possible that good players might have been labelled with some Roman equivalent of 'trigon master'. But then again, they may not. We just don't know."

"A trigon master would have read enough of the sketchy details we know of the game to know that it involved three players, not a big circle. But then, a trigon master would also probably know that 'sick' means 'unwell'."

by Taskis February 21, 2009

Crog-Master

Female capable of unclogging even the most disturbing of kitchen sink clogs with bare hands. See Crog.

Male1: "Dude, there's a nasty crog in the sink."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."

by crisis31 April 20, 2010

Hookah Master

Someone that is expirianced hookah smoker with a large amout of expiraniance smoking hookah. He or she know what their talking about when they say something as a fact not regarding to opinion. It is true. If some one chooses to challenge his knowlage. The master will prove him wrong not in a normal conversation but in a epic hookah session infront of all of his peers.

A Hookah enthusiest has to be promoted by another hookah master to become a hookah master. Hookah noobs must respect a hookah masters in respect to hookah related subjects.

To be a hookah master doesn't come cheap. He must own a awsome hookah and use premium supplies.

lets go smoking with Ted on his monster hookah he is a hookah master

by nacho1414 November 15, 2010