Kellie

Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.

The girl I always dream about is a Kellie.

by Jiozx February 25, 2019

Kelly

Shes a hoe and loves to get trained. Shes a bitch.

Hey Ronald lets run a train on kelly.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips

I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it

by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023

kelli o'malley

a short 12 year old female smurf.

woah, she can't party here, she's a kelli o'malley, only 12.

by whattiddo? November 22, 2010

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.

“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.

by dungdoit May 15, 2019

Tashi Kelly

Someone consistent in your life, who’ll undoubtedly be there for you no matter what

She’s a Tashi kelly , a good person

by Sodaa.!? June 3, 2022