jodgers

An extremely powerful entity who's entire existence is to serve as comedy relief. He could destroy the world, but what's the fun in that?

Person 1: "Hey, what's a Jodger?"
Person 2: "Jodgers."
Jodgers: "Hi."
Person 1: "Oh my godgers it's Jodgers."

by Nekano August 16, 2022

Crick Jones

Same definition as "SWID".....plus 59.6% more idiotic and goofy. has a peanut sized head

Watchu lookin at crick jones?????

by RLOVE March 4, 2003

Astronaut Jones

adjective - thought provoking, moonage, psychedelic, marijuana.

That hit took me to the moon! This weed is Astronaut Jones!

by Gringo Star October 30, 2008

farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.

Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.

by jevanyn May 17, 2011

jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.

I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.

by Party Tony November 5, 2013

Indiana Jones Boulder

When a large man/woman rolls on top of you while you wear a fedora.

A: Man, did you see Chris? He paid that whore to Indiana Jones Boulder him last night!

B: I did! She broke his nose!

by Hlavad June 25, 2014

salty jangey

When your math teacher whips a student with his anal beads all the while screaming about dogs and logs

"Ugh, Mr. Langevin gave Nicole a Salty Jangey! Again!"

by saltyjangey101 March 10, 2015