Jetta

a small compact car,which eats gas, has no center consule, is impossible to have sex in the back seat, and has a never ending smell of crayons.

"yo dawg, you smell that Jetta, bitch lookin like a 64 pack of Crayola on wheels."

by Brozzle December 4, 2007

jetta

Cool; awesome; dope; just a really sweet thing

" what's up dude, where'd you get that shirt ?I really like it, it's super jetta

by ZackZeoli November 6, 2014

Derek Jeter

A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.

Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."

Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."

Objective fan #1: "I agree."

by Timothy Riel February 18, 2009

volkswagen jetta

A car your typical thot drives

Brittany drives a Volkswagen Jetta

by Winternheimer May 27, 2017

Jetter

1. An argument of little or no value to any of the parties involved.

2. An argument that can not be won by any party involved in said argument either due to lack of proof, or being down right stubborn.

1. We'll never know if French Silk is really a pie, it's quite the jetter.

2. I was trying to convince her that I don't know Ed, it was quite the jetter since he was standing right next to me.

by The Banana King March 22, 2009

Jeter

Shortstop for the New York Yankees who is more concerned with winning than stats. For antonym see: Nomar

Jeter didn't choke in October

by Eat NY Pizza and Dicks October 29, 2003

Jetta

It's a 'chick magnet', no doubt about it.
Chicks like the lines, subtle curves--manly curves, actually. Unlike other breeds, all curvy and slinky. In contrast to the Jetta's blade-like edge, these other cars are girliest, by far !

Jetta is too cool. Other cars are still trying to imitate it. Look at that Chevy Impala, yikes !!!

by noform April 15, 2004