Jacob

A guy who is is really tall and blond, and also has ridicuously big feet. Size 14. He's really funny and goofy.. And he will be your friend for a while until he stops talking to you for no reason. He also likes to lie.

Girl 1: Was Jacob your friend?
Girl 2: yeah, but one day he stopped talking to me.

by Lalala122345678910 January 4, 2012

Jacob

An inconsiderate asshole who slaps women, and emotionally beats people. He doesn't care about anyone but himself, and is probably gay. He cuts himself for attention and drinks too much coffee. He is exceptionally prone to occasional bouts of manopause, and never showers, washes his clothes, or wears deoderant. Also, did I mention he never brushes his teeth? NASTY. All and all, he's just a bad guy.

Oh nothing... Just Jacob, yano?

by OperationMJC June 2, 2011

Jacob Jetton

1) A hopeless romantic

2) A friendly dude

3) Throws great parties

4) Brings everyone together

5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!

1) Also quotes Shakespeare

2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"

3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"

4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"

Everyone: "Woo!"

5) Likes to work on anyones computer

by pseudoscript April 3, 2010

jacob

likes sports and is usually nice and a great friend but can take a joke way too far or get really overcompetitive and be kind of an asshole

"omg jacob's so funny"
"yeah but he's being a real dick today"

by pharell-is-sad May 6, 2017

jacob morgan

fat gay ass motherfucker with an annoying ass voice, or a guy who constantly has his pants down

god you are such a jacob morgan acting with your pants hanging down

by Autistic screech August 17, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is shy ,clumsy and smart when he want to be and he loves anime and manga and is always a victim he loves music and singing he likes to walk alone he hates people

Katlin: Hey that jacob he so ugly uhg

Jacob: i wonder why everybody hates me

by Jason reaper September 13, 2017

Jacob

A Jacob is typically a small insignificant male who absolutely despises himself, but is also okay with himself. He always feels like shit, but he always acts like he is fine because he doesn't want to burden people with his issues. If he has siblings, he loves them to death and always wants to help them with their problems. He makes terrible, and I mean terrible jokes because he knows they're terrible, and he does it to annoy people. A Jacob is usually a charming individual, who can convince most people to give him what he wants. When a Jacob is depressed, he fabricates a thought that everyone should hate him, and he will go out of his way to make people hate him. He can seem like a terrible friend at times, but when you really need him, he'll always come through.

Person 1: Hey Jacob, how's it going?
Jacob: Fuck you, I want food.

by Gitts November 22, 2017